vulfgrl’s most recent Quotables

Did you know Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

Life is not a journey to the grave with intentions of arriving safely in a pretty well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out and loudly proclaiming ... Wow! What a ride!

Saying "I’m sorry" is the same as saying "I apologize." Except at a funeral.

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.

War is where the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other.

There are worse things than looking stupid. Sleeping through life is one of them.

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.

People are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want it to be true; or they're afraid it's true.

Given proper motivation, almost anyone will believe almost anything. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want to believe its true, or because they're afraid it might be true. Peoples' heads are full of knowledge, facts and beliefs, and most of it is false, yet they think it all true.

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.

Simple principles give rise to complex and intelligent behaviour. Complex rules give rise to simple and stupid behaviour.

We should all start to live before we get too old. Fear is stupid. So are regrets.

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public.

I'll take crazy over stupid any day.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

You can't hide from the Grim Reaper. Especially when he's got a gun.

You're about to learn a lesson. Actions have consequences! You screwed me over; now you're paying for it. Shame that it will be the second last thing that goes into your head. Goodbye.