Me, has this report
Submitted by Qotemin almost 3 years ago
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The Hovitos are near. The poison is still fresh, three days. They're following us
— Satipo
Submitted by Qotemin almost 3 years ago
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They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
Submitted by pandorasinbox over 2 years ago
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You know what I do whenever I'm feeling low, I always think about that woman that got her face ripped off by a chimpanzee.
Submitted by Libbyloe62 over 2 years ago
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It's doubtful that anyone with an internet connection at work is writing good fiction.
Submitted by ArkAngel over 2 years ago
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Phil: Do you ever have déjà vu, Mrs. Lancaster?
Mrs. Lancaster: I don't think so, but I could check with the kitchen.— Phil
Submitted by Qotemin over 2 years ago
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This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather.
— Phil
Submitted by Qotemin over 2 years ago
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I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not.
Submitted by ashaj almost 3 years ago
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If you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.
Submitted by ashaj almost 3 years ago
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Ah yes divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Submitted by colmac almost 3 years ago
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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a bitch.
Submitted by colmac almost 3 years ago
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Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
Submitted by colmac almost 3 years ago
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Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
Submitted by colmac almost 3 years ago
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You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither.
Submitted by colmac almost 3 years ago
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