vickywoo’s most loved Quotables

When in charge, ponder. When in trouble, delegate. When in doubt, mumble.

It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

I love Blackpool. We're very similar. We both look better in the dark.

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. - Bene Gesserit

Son, a woman is a lot like a... [looks around] a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice and, um... [spots his can of Duff] Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! [downs the beer] But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!

Jill, Here's a Lockpick. It might be handy if you; the master of unlocking, take it with you.

Nancy Astor: 'If you were my husband, I'd poison your tea!"
Churchill: “My dear, if you were my wife I'd drink it.”

Jimmy: They're laughing at us.
Chazz: Hey. They laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was gonna go to the moon. Now he's up there, laughing at them.

There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me.

In 1917, when Albert Einstein established the theoretic foundation for the laser in his paper "Zur Quantentheorie de Strahlung", his fondest hope was that the resultant device be bitchin'.

Mom smokes in the car. Jesus is okay with it, but we can't tell dad.

I had a lovely time.

Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together.

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.

Maggie Thatcher, your boys took a hell of a beating

This is the universe. Big, isn't it?

Blessed are the forgetful: for they get the better even of their blunders.

She held herself very straight, like Audrey Hepburn, whom all women idolize and men never think about.

You know, like nunchuk skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills...Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.