vickywoo’s most loved Quotables

If you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.

Murderers! Stop murdering. Everyone will die eventually. Just sit down and be patient.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems shorter than a minute. But tell that same man to sit on a hot stove for a minute, it is longer than any hour. That's relativity.

I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait."

You know what I do whenever I'm feeling low, I always think about that woman that got her face ripped off by a chimpanzee.

Remember, always be yourself... unless you suck.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter & those who matter don't mind.

I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not.

When Barack Obama was giving his speech after being elected as president, he had to do it behind three inch thick bullet-proof glass.

I thought that was a bit harsh - just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot anyone.

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that do not work.

Roy: [singing] We don't need no education.
Moss: Yes you do; you've just used a double negative.

We spend money we don’t have on things we don’t need to impress people we don’t care about.

There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters . . . I could be their leader.

All that is gold does not glitter, not all those who wander are lost; the old that is strong does not wither, deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, a light from the shadows shall spring; renewed shall be blade that was broken, the crownless again shall be king.

We are the makers of music and the dreamers of dreams.

You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it.

The 2012 London Olympics were supposed to restore British National pride.

£20 billion to restore British National pride?

For £20 billion, we could have written 'F*CK OFF GERMANY' on the moon.