unoriginal524’s most recent Quotables

Once upon a time, love and friendship met. Love asked, Why do you exist when I already exist? Friendship smiled and said,To put a smile where you leave tears

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

After all, computers crash, people die and relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breathe and reboot.

Unless it's mad, passionate, extraordinary love, It's a waste of your time. There are too many mediocre things in life. Love shouldn't be one of them.

Those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

I imagine I get the same pride parents have watching their kids play soccer when I see my car go through the car wash.

Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert.

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.

Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man that I want my children to spend their weekends with?

Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

I got rid of all my Colin Firth movies in case they consider them erotica.

I just wish I could start a relationship about twelve years in when you really don’t have to try anymore and you can just sit around together and goof on tv shows and then go to bed without anybody trying any funny business.

Liz: Why are you wearing a tux?
Jack: It's after 6, Lemon. What am I, a farmer?

Well, one of my New Year's resolutions was to say yes. Yes to love. Yes to life. Yes to staying in more!

Don't worry about getting to your point. I am going to live forever.

There's a way to do it better - find it.

Prime numbers are what is left when you have taken all the patterns away. I think prime numbers are like life. They are very logical but you could never work out the rules, even if you spent all your time thinking about them.