ulrike’s most recent Quotables

I assume my phone is dead because it hasn't rung for months
If tomorrow is the funeral do you think that you could come?

Don't ask yourself what the world needs - ask yourself what makes you come alive, and then go do it. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive

I have always imagined that Paradise will be some kind of library.

Does he drive you wild or just mildly free?

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?

Roy: [singing] We don't need no education.
Moss: Yes you do; you've just used a double negative.

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.

Your heart just breaks, that's all. But you can't judge, or point fingers. You just have to be lucky enough to find someone who appreciates you.

It's doubtful that anyone with an internet connection at work is writing good fiction.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Very occasionally, if you pay really close attention, life doesn't suck.

I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles.

There are two seasons in Scotland: winter and July.

After years of research, I have concluded that Americans know precisely two British cities: London, and Narnia.

I always wanted to be a web designer, or as we called them back then, a spider.

There's an old joke - um... two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know; and such small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life - full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly.