I assume my phone is dead because it hasn't rung for months
If tomorrow is the funeral do you think that you could come?
Submitted by ulrike about 1 year ago
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I assume my phone is dead because it hasn't rung for months
If tomorrow is the funeral do you think that you could come?
Submitted by ulrike about 1 year ago
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I have always imagined that Paradise will be some kind of library.
Submitted by Bakeneko over 1 year ago
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Roy: [singing] We don't need no education.
Moss: Yes you do; you've just used a double negative.
Submitted by robotnic over 1 year ago
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It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
— Unknown
Submitted by colmac almost 2 years ago
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I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
Submitted by robotnic almost 2 years ago
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The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
Submitted by laura almost 2 years ago
26 loves
It's doubtful that anyone with an internet connection at work is writing good fiction.
Submitted by ArkAngel over 1 year ago
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I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Submitted by edd almost 2 years ago
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Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Submitted by laura almost 2 years ago
34 loves
Very occasionally, if you pay really close attention, life doesn't suck.
Submitted by librariansti over 1 year ago
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I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles.
Submitted by Emma over 1 year ago
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After years of research, I have concluded that Americans know precisely two British cities: London, and Narnia.
Submitted by ron almost 2 years ago
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I always wanted to be a web designer, or as we called them back then, a spider.
Submitted by laura almost 2 years ago
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There's an old joke - um... two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know; and such small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life - full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly.
Submitted by laura almost 2 years ago
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