1. Does he drive you wild or just mildly free?

    Damien Rice

    3 loves

  2. If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?

    Lily Tomlin

    30 loves

  3. I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

    Jack Handey

    24 loves

  4. I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

    Groucho Marx

    27 loves

  5. The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.

    Joan Rivers

    37 loves