1. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

    Anonymous

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  2. I child proofed the house... but they still keep getting in!

    Anonymous

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  3. Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.

    Bill Maher

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  4. Well, my brother says Hello. So, hooray for speech therapy.

    Emo Philips

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  5. How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.

    Emo Philips

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