topher’s Loved Quotes

If we amplify everything, we hear nothing.

If you want to build a ship, don’t drum up people to collect wood and don’t assign them tasks and work, but rather teach them to long for the endless immensity of the sea

People are more violently opposed to fur than to leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

You don’t have to live your life the way other people expect you to.

Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.

Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are.

Every relationship you are in will fail, until one doesn't.

Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?

If you can’t explain it simply, you don’t understand it well enough.

I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles.

The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out for himself, without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos.

Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.

In a world of idiots, the smart guy is the loser.