tkin2u’s most recent Quotables

Yes, I guess you could say I am a loner, but I feel more lonely in a crowded room with boring people than I feel on my own.

It's going to be a night of partying and heavy drinking. Or as Charlie Sheen calls it – breakfast.

OH...! What's occurin'?

I was out with Chinese and his missus and they were like "Yours is nice". Yes, it is, that's why I orded it!

I can guarantee Pete's already eyeing up my bhunas. Pete have you thought about my bhunas

I've thought about that, I really have, but tell me this... who's going to eat the ricicles?

OH! Don't raise your voice at me alright

Giggedy Giggedy

Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you. Smelly cat, smelly cat, It's not your fault

We were on a break!

I KNOW

It's all a moo point. Like a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter. It's moo

On bisexuality: It immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

An idealist is a person who helps other people to be prosperous.

If you expect nothing from somebody you are never disappointed.

I'm struck by how laughter connects you with people. It's almost impossible to maintain any kind of distance or any sense of social hierarchy when you're just howling with laughter. Laughter is a force for democracy.

Look, you lot can stay here and finger Neil's arse if you wanna, but I'm off to find the clunge.

I think, therefore I am.

Bit over dramatic. It's only a bollock.

Englishman: Oh, it's Cricket. Marvelous game. The bowler hurls the ball toward the batter who tries to play away a fine leg. He endeavors to score by dashing between the creases, provided the wicket keeper hasn't whipped his bails off, of course.
Peter: Anybody get that?
Cleveland: The only British idiom I know is that "fag" means "cigarette."
Peter: Well, someone tell this "cigarette" to shut up.