Thorntoh’s most recent Quotables

I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.

I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.

It makes it hard to appreciate your talent because I wanna shove a sock in your throat.

Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one."

To say nothing often reflects a fine command of the English language.

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.

The real voyage of discovery consists not of seeing new landscapes, but in having new eyes.

I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

When i was a little girl,my mother had a mood ring. When she was in a good mood,it turned blue.
When she was in a bad mood,it left a big red mark on my forehead.

Common sense is so rare, it should be considered a superpower!

Hey ! Why don't you come over to Myspace and Twitter my Yahoo till' I Google all over your.... Facebook.

For those who keep sending me farm ville requests; PLEASE STOP! I got banned because i was growing marijuana and selling it in Mafia Wars!

You call it "stalking", I call it "solving a mystery."

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

OMG i have Alzheimer´s bulimia - i eat all day and forget to make myself throw up at night.....

“There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy...like nailing jelly to a tree for example”

Dear Karma, thank you for doing my dirty work, I owe you!

Life is soooo much funnier when you have a dirty mind.

I just attempted suicide.. I'm never doing that again. i almost killed myself!