thefanspins’s Loved Quotes

Whenever I go to shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving, so I say, "I'm gonna go shave, too."

I think Bigfoot is blurry; that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. "Run, he's fuzzy, get out of here."

I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.

An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You would never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.