They should invent a snooze button that hits back.
— Unknown
Submitted by sunjoy2001 over 1 year ago
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Do you ever hear a thump while in the shower & then think your whole family is being killed and you’re next?
— Unknown
Submitted by sunjoy2001 over 1 year ago
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ach ja? wieso nimmst du nicht eine von den leck-mich-am-arsch-pillen
und spülst sie mit einem großen schluck fick-dich-ins-knie-saft runter?— Unknown
Submitted by sunjoy2001 over 1 year ago
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Oh ein Fettnäpfchen...warte ich nehm Anlauf...
— Unknown
Submitted by sunjoy2001 over 1 year ago
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I liked you when we first met but, since then, you’ve talked me out of it.
— Unknown
Submitted by sunjoy2001 over 1 year ago
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The first step is admitting you’re a problem.
— Unknown
Submitted by sunjoy2001 over 1 year ago
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Just because I don’t reply within 10 minutes doesn’t mean I hate you.
— Unknown
Submitted by sunjoy2001 over 1 year ago
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You know you’re fat when you run out of breath eating..
— Unknown
Submitted by sunjoy2001 over 1 year ago
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Your clothes are making me extremely uncomfortable. Please, take them off!
— Unknown
Submitted by sunjoy2001 over 1 year ago
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All imma say is what you thought was always yours is MINES NOW.....
— Unknown
Submitted by sunjoy2001 over 1 year ago
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if a girl is stupid enough to love you after you broke her heart, I guarantee you, she is the one.
— Unknown
Submitted by sunjoy2001 over 1 year ago
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Dear Vodka,
'We had a deal! you were supposed to make me funny.
I saw the video and we need to talk.'
Sincerely,
Embarrasse d.— Unknown
Submitted by sunjoy2001 over 1 year ago
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FLOWERS: $50....DINNER: $100...HOTEL: $299....
the look on his face when I told him, "I'm on my period": PRICELESS.Submitted by sunjoy2001 over 1 year ago
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You know those people that you have to explain every joke to? Let's kill them.
Submitted by sunjoy2001 over 1 year ago
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IF YOU ARE NOT FOR MY HAPPINESS THEN YOU ARE NOT FOR ME!
Submitted by sunjoy2001 over 1 year ago
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I don’t like that tone of voice you’re texting me in.
Submitted by sunjoy2001 over 1 year ago
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You Can't Solve A Problem With The Same Mind That Created It
Submitted by sunjoy2001 over 1 year ago
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A few people have been dropped as a baby, clearly you were thrown at the wall.
— Dunno
Submitted by sunjoy2001 over 1 year ago
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That sad moment when you return to your ordinary life after watching an awesome movie...
— Dunno
Submitted by sunjoy2001 over 1 year ago
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