1. Marriage? That's for life! It's like cement!

    Woody Allen

    2 loves

  2. The only people who like change are babies with dirty diapers.

    Unknown

    2 loves

  3. Does he drive you wild or just mildly free?

    Damien Rice

    3 loves

  4. Sex is for two things: making babies and revenge.

    Jordan Cox

    11 loves

  5. Mate, she's a sarcastranaut. She rides an ironicycle.

    Jack Whitehall

    3 loves

  6. Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.

    Anonymous

    3 loves

  7. Never mistake endurance for hospitality

    Unknown

    1 love

  8. The worse feature of a baby is its mother's singing.

    Frank McKinney Hubbard

    1 love