sophief’s most recent Quotables

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread.

No man can be wise on an empty stomach.

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon

Aim for the moon. If you miss, you may hit a star.

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

You ever notice that everyone who believes in creationism looks really unevolved? Eyes real close together, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day." Yeah, looks like He rushed it.

We spend money we don’t have on things we don’t need to impress people we don’t care about.

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer.

The bicycle is just as good company as most husbands and, when it gets old and shabby, a woman can dispose of it and get a new one without shocking the entire community.

Mr Churchill, you are drunk.

Madam, you are ugly, but I shall be sober in the morning.

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

It's not what you look at that matters. It's what you see.

Eighty percent of success is turning up.

After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.

Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, and dance like no one is watching.