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Who the hell do you think you are?

— Josie Gibson

Submitted by Sofa1 over 2 years ago

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The board don't lie.

— Dave Vaughn

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I've got so much fire in my belly for you right now Mole

— Dave Vaughn

Submitted by Sofa1 over 2 years ago

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Sammy Pepper, our flexible friend.

— Dave Vaughn

Submitted by Sofa1 over 2 years ago

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BB can kiss where the sun don't shine

— John James Parton

Submitted by Sofa1 over 2 years ago

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You can date my daughter but she'll have to wear a sign saying, 'I am not a watermelon. Don't trifle with me'.

— Dave Vaughn

Submitted by Sofa1 over 2 years ago

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He's a good boy Sammy Pepper. I like him.

— Dave Vaughn

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She's on it like a tramp on a sandwich

— Dave Vaughn

Submitted by Sofa1 over 2 years ago

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I used to be somebody

— Josie Gibson

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My breath smells like a portaloo.

— Josie Gibson

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Hey?

— John James Parton

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Do you really?

— John James Parton

Submitted by Sofa1 over 2 years ago

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I love you, Jose.

— John James Parton

Submitted by Sofa1 over 2 years ago

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I just failed a task that f***ed the f****ng f**k out of me

— John James Parton

Submitted by Sofa1 over 2 years ago

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I’m usually cooler than a cucumber and you’ve made me look wet like a hamburger.

— Josie Gibson

Submitted by Sofa1 over 2 years ago

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Who the hell do I think I am?

— Josie Gibson

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It is what it is and it ain't what it ain't.

— Josie Gibson

Submitted by Sofa1 over 2 years ago

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Biggest sex pest from the south west.

— Josie Gibson

Submitted by Sofa1 over 2 years ago

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If you can't hack it, get your jacket.

— John James Parton

Submitted by Sofa1 over 2 years ago

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If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweet and wipe the seat!

— Alex Sibley

Submitted by Sofa1 over 2 years ago

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