Who the hell do you think you are?
Submitted by Sofa1 over 7 years ago
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You must think I've fallen out of the lemon tree ...
Submitted by raffertygrey over 7 years ago
I've got so much fire in my belly for you right now Mole
You can date my daughter but she'll have to wear a sign saying, 'I am not a watermelon. Don't trifle with me'.
I just failed a task that f***ed the f****ng f**k out of me
I’m usually cooler than a cucumber and you’ve made me look wet like a hamburger.