Sofa1

Sofa1’s most recent Quotables

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  1. Who the hell do you think you are?

    — Josie Gibson

    Submitted by Sofa1 over 1 year ago

    5 loves

  2. It's times like these I wish I were an ostrich.

    — Josie Gibson

    Submitted by Libbyloe62 over 1 year ago

    24 loves

  3. You must think I've fallen out of the lemon tree ...

    — John James Parton

    Submitted by raffertygrey over 1 year ago

    14 loves

  4. I don't give a rip.

    — John James Parton

    Submitted by charmed73 over 1 year ago

    24 loves

  5. The board don't lie.

    — Dave Vaughn

    Submitted by Sofa1 over 1 year ago

    6 loves

  6. I've got so much fire in my belly for you right now Mole

    — Dave Vaughn

    Submitted by Sofa1 over 1 year ago

    11 loves

  7. Sammy Pepper, our flexible friend.

    — Dave Vaughn

    Submitted by Sofa1 over 1 year ago

    5 loves

  8. BB can kiss where the sun don't shine

    — John James Parton

    Submitted by Sofa1 over 1 year ago

    7 loves

  10. He's a good boy Sammy Pepper. I like him.

    — Dave Vaughn

    Submitted by Sofa1 over 1 year ago

    9 loves

  11. She's on it like a tramp on a sandwich

    — Dave Vaughn

    Submitted by Sofa1 over 1 year ago

    6 loves

  12. I used to be somebody

    — Josie Gibson

    Submitted by Sofa1 over 1 year ago

    4 loves

  13. My breath smells like a portaloo.

    — Josie Gibson

    Submitted by Sofa1 over 1 year ago

    8 loves

  14. Hey?

    — John James Parton

    Submitted by Sofa1 over 1 year ago

    2 loves

  15. Do you really?

    — John James Parton

    Submitted by Sofa1 over 1 year ago

    4 loves

  16. I love you, Jose.

    — John James Parton

    Submitted by Sofa1 over 1 year ago

    17 loves

  17. I just failed a task that f***ed the f****ng f**k out of me

    — John James Parton

    Submitted by Sofa1 over 1 year ago

    6 loves

  19. Who the hell do I think I am?

    — Josie Gibson

    Submitted by Sofa1 over 1 year ago

    11 loves

  20. It is what it is and it ain't what it ain't.

    — Josie Gibson

    Submitted by Sofa1 over 1 year ago

    11 loves

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