you're cynical
Submitted by simonreed 11 months ago
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You're so hilarious please tell me more about your fascinating life.
Submitted by simonreed 11 months ago
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Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.
Submitted by tom over 2 years ago
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Today isn't preparation for tomorrow, today is the main event.
Submitted by simonreed about 2 years ago
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Hippies: get off your zen ideals and start focusing on business models that generate revenue.
Submitted by quoto about 2 years ago
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Captcha is the great tool to stop people from signing up for your product.
Submitted by quoto about 2 years ago
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One of the reasons I believe in God is that there is no other explanation for Apple’s continuous survival than the existence of God.
Submitted by quoto about 2 years ago
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Sorry my life is so much more bitchin' than yours. I planned it that way.
Submitted by phil about 2 years ago
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I’m not bi-polar, I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there.
Submitted by dstrelau about 2 years ago
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I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars.
Submitted by paulfedory about 2 years ago
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Do you want to find a British gentleman you can marry to?
Submitted by quoto over 2 years ago
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The field of consciousness is tiny. It accepts only one problem at a time.
Submitted by simonreed over 2 years ago
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I have no claims to perfection. I fail all the time, on a daily basis. But I don’t let it stop me.
Submitted by simonreed over 2 years ago
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