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It's a good look, yeah? The 'Autumn Wood' collection, and I'm sure it'll be a great hit, you know, but...

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

After years of research, I have concluded that Americans know precisely two British cities: London, and Narnia.

When Barack Obama was giving his speech after being elected as president, he had to do it behind three inch thick bullet-proof glass.

I thought that was a bit harsh - just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot anyone.

Murderers! Stop murdering. Everyone will die eventually. Just sit down and be patient.

I'm currently dating a couple of anorexics. Two birds, one stone.

I gave him everything... I was half a virgin when I met him!

Flash, Flash, I love you, but we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth!

Inspiring final lines of a speech douchebags will quote in their Facebook profiles!

In space, no one can hear you scream.

Max Fischer: I like your nurse’s uniform, guy.
Dr. Peter Flynn: These are O.R. scrubs.
Max Fischer: O, R they?

Vivian: Nice costume.
Elle: I like your costume too. Except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated.

I ain't dirty! I washed my face and hands before I come, I did.

I'm standin' in the kitchen, carving up a chicken for dinner, minding my own business, when in storms my husband, Wilbur, in a jealous rage. "You've been screwing the milkman," he said. He was crazy, and he kept on screaming, "You've been screwing the milkman." And then he ran into my knife... he ran into my knife ten times.

Penny Pingleton: Oh, no!
Tracy Turnblad: What?
Penny Pingleton: Your hair deflated!
Tracy Turnblad: Let it. It was just a symbol of my conformity to the man.
Penny Pingleton: You are so tough.

James Bond: I admire your courage, Miss...?
Sylvia Trench: Trench. Sylvia Trench. I admire your luck, Mr...?
James Bond: Bond. James Bond.

It's all in the glory.

I like blinking, I do.

I live the life of an international popstar.

Am I minging?