There is no hell. There is only France.
Submitted by laura almost 3 years ago
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When there is no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth!
There were no public health laws in Ankh-Morpork. It would be like installing smoke detectors in Hell.
Submitted by anniwhere over 2 years ago
What is hell?
Hell is oneself,
Hell is alone, the other figures in it
Submitted by Kaye11 over 2 years ago
Love seeketh only Self to please,
To bind another to its delight,
Joys in another's loss of ease,
And builds a Hell in Heaven's despite.
Then I saw that there was a way to Hell, even from the gates of heaven.
I got two straws here, in case one breaks down. You know Crazy Straws, they go all over the place? These f*ckin' straws are sane. They never lost their minds. They said, "We're going straight to the mouth. That f*cker who takes a while to get there? He's crazy."
I’ll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.
— Mr Burns
Submitted by KZhu almost 3 years ago
In loving memory of... er... thingy. That guy! You know?!
You can't hide from the Grim Reaper. Especially when he's got a gun.
Sit your ass down in that chair and drink your goddamn tea!