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  1. On a stop light green means go, red means stop and yellow means slow down, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means "hold on", yellow means "go ahead", and red means "where the f*ck did you get that banana at?"

    — Mitch Hedberg

    Submitted by pandorasinbox over 7 years ago

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    1. fruit
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    3. mitch hedberg
    4. bananas
    5. stop lights
    6. traffic lights
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  2. Murderers! Stop murdering. Everyone will die eventually. Just sit down and be patient.

    — Russell Brand

    Submitted by richard over 7 years ago

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    1. funny
    2. murder
    3. tweet
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