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This is Frank Drebin, Police Squad. Throw down your guns, and come on out with your hands up. Or come on out, then throw down your guns, whichever way you wanna do it. Just remember the two key elements here: one, guns to be thrown down; two, come on out!

What if Martin Luther King had said that? "I kind of have a dream... I don't wanna talk about it."

"Holy shit, I don’t wanna get skewered by feathers!"

Poor men wanna be rich, rich men wanna be kings,
And a king ain’t satisfied till he rules everything.

I wanna break every clock
The hands of time could never move again
We could stay in this moment
For the rest of our lives
Is it over now hey, hey is it over now?
I wanna be your last, first kiss
That you'll ever have
I wanna be your last, first kiss

Hi, I'm Chucky, wanna play?

Son, a woman is a lot like a... [looks around] a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice and, um... [spots his can of Duff] Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! [downs the beer] But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!

I Wanna Piss On Your Tits!

Makosi: Talk to the hand 'cause the face ain't listening.
Science: I don't wanna talk to your face anyway. Especially in the morning when you wake up and you haven't put your eyebrows on.

It just seems like you should do things because you want to do them rather than because you can't come up with an argument not to.

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American Way.

Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy.

We are just statistics, born to consume resources.

I wasn't kissing her! I was just whispering in her mouth!

When a woman is a really good driver she is just about perfect.

And maybe a happy ending doesn’t include a guy, maybe it’s you, on your own, picking up the pieces and starting over, freeing yourself up for something better in the future. Maybe the happy ending is just moving on.

As Adam Sandler movies go, Just Go With It is largely disappointing thanks to a general lack of laughs and a pitifully lazy script. However, as Jennifer Aniston movies go, it's not that bad.

You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off you
You'd be like heaven to touch
I wanna hold you so much
At long last love has arrived
And I thank God I'm alive
You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off you

I always liked the story of Noah’s Ark and the idea of starting anew by rescuing the things you like and leaving the rest behind.