Seven’s most recent Quotables

You know what my days used to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me, or put me in a potato, or fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life. And then YOU showed up, you dangerous, mute, lunatic.

These bridges are made from light filtered from the surface. If you press your cheek against one it feels just like the sun shining on your face. It will also set your hair on fire... so don't actually do it.

If you have two choices, choose the harder. If you're trying to decide whether to go out running or sit home and watch TV, go running. Probably the reason this trick works so well is that when you have two choices and one is harder, the only reason you're even considering the other is laziness. You know...the right thing to do, and this trick merely forces you to acknowledge it.

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.

At college age, you can tell who is best at taking tests and going to school, but you can't tell who the best people are. That worries the hell out of me.

The supreme arrogance of religious thinking: that a carbon-based bag of mostly water on a speck of iron-silicate dust around a boring dwarf start in a minor galaxy in an underpopulated local group of galaxies in an unfashionable suburb of a supercluster would look up at the sky and declare, 'It was all made so that I could exist!'

It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.

To save time, let's just assume I know everything.

Don't ask yourself what the world needs - ask yourself what makes you come alive, and then go do it. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive

She wasn't doing a thing that I could see, except standing there, leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together.

Americans have become conditioned to believe the world is a gray place without absolutes; this is because we're simultaneously both cowardly and arrogant. We don't know the answers, so we assume they must not exist.

Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.

Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life’s realities.

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.

The real purpose of our existence is not to make a living, but to make a life; a worthy, well-rounded, useful life.

Change can be terrifying, overwhelming, and even sad. And yet, it’s the thing that carries us to whatever amazing thing is next. And there is always a next, amazing thing.

Religions vary in their degree of idiocy, but I reject them all.

When a great adventure is offered, you don’t refuse it.

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.