1. Watermelon.

    Andrew Edmonds

    8 loves

  2. I'm gonna smooth him right over.

    Josie Gibson

    14 loves

  3. My breath smells like a portaloo.

    Josie Gibson

    8 loves

  4. If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweet and wipe the seat!

    Alex Sibley

    5 loves

  5. BB can kiss where the sun don't shine

    John James Parton

    7 loves

  6. I love you, Jose.

    John James Parton

    17 loves

  7. It is what it is and it ain't what it ain't.

    Josie Gibson

    11 loves

  8. JJ? You're a prick.

    Sam Pepper

    12 loves

  9. This is Big Brother...

    Big Brother

    11 loves

  10. I've got so much fire in my belly for you right now Mole

    Dave Vaughn

    11 loves

  11. He's a good boy Sammy Pepper. I like him.

    Dave Vaughn

    9 loves

  12. Your gunna wish you never messed with us you cougar bitch.

    Josie Gibson

    17 loves

  13. My first nomination is, the custard cream!

    Josie Gibson

    24 loves

  14. Glory!

    Dave Vaughan

    21 loves

  15. You are live on Channel 4. Please do not swear.

    Davina McCall

    34 loves