ron’s most recent Quotables

I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then, Yahoo!, I'd have all my money back.

As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.

Whenever you read a good book, it's like the author is right there, in the room, talking to you, which is why I don't like to read good books.

To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

If you give a good idea to a mediocre group, they'll screw it up. If you give a mediocre idea to a good group, they'll fix it.

After years of research, I have concluded that Americans know precisely two British cities: London, and Narnia.

"Waiting for IE 6 to render" is the new "Waiting for tests to finish" is the new "Waiting for the compiler to finish". #molasses

You are not a ninja. Each time you use the word ‘ninja’ in vain, another one moves into your attic. Ninjas train. Ninjas battle. Ninjas don’t check email.

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.

How would we know it's Web 2.0 if the corners are square?

Life is just a collection of mundane moments.

You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here.

Well they tell ya: never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

Be the change that you want to see in the world.

From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

Progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things.