Rodreegez’s most recent Quotables

But there must have been a Deathstar canteen, yeah?

There must have been a cafeteria downstairs, in between battles, where Darth Vader could just chill...

Clean cup, clean cup, move down, move down, clean cup, clean cup, move down!

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.

What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing. How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay.

It seems that you've been living two lives. In one life, you're Thomas A. Anderson, program writer for a respectable software company. You have a social security number, you pay your taxes, and you … help your landlady carry out her garbage. The other life is lived in computers, where you go by the hacker alias "Neo" and are guilty of virtually every computer crime we have a law for.

I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars.

Search your parks in all your cities. You’ll find no statues of committees.

When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us.

If you are not embarrassed by the first version of your product, you’ve launched too late.

You have to understand that Barcelona is a nation without a state, and Barça is its army.

Those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

Suede,

When we met, I was a little too wild, partied a little too hard and took things seriously a little too little. As you can see, ive come a long way:-)..but in all seriousness, i really have come a long way and its almost completely because of you! You've made me a better man and im lucky to have you. I love you!

Happy Valentines Day,

Love Babs

In the words of Archimedes, give me a long enough lever and a place to rest it or I will kill one hostage every hour.

I'll tell you a riddle. You're waiting for a train, a train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you don't know for sure. But it doesn't matter. How can it not matter to you where that train will take you?

Noam, you’re a strong pony.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs, or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

Some people will tell you that slow is good – but I’m here to tell you that fast is better. I’ve always believed this, in spite of the trouble it’s caused me. Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube.

We're going to need a bigger boat.

I think the phrase rhymes with "clucking bell"