It isn't writing at all -- it's typing.
Submitted by robotnic about 7 years ago
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You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it.
Look at his face. I bet his cornflakes try to crawl out of the bowl.
If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.
Submitted by paulfedory about 7 years ago
Born in a hotel room—and God damn it—died in a hotel room.
Go on, get out—last words are for fools who haven’t said enough.
There is nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman.
Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.
Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counsellors, and the most patient of teachers.
A pain stabbed my heart as it did every time I saw a girl I loved who was going the opposite direction in this too-big world.
The email of the species is deadlier than the mail.
Submitted by laura about 7 years ago
From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.
Submitted by JonSatriani about 7 years ago
Like most novelists, I like to do exactly the opposite of what I’m told. It’s in my nature as a novelist. Novelists can’t trust anything they haven’t seen with their own eyes or touched with their own hands. So I chose to see. I chose to speak here rather than say nothing.
It is what you read when you don’t have to that determines what you will be when you can’t help it.
Good friends, good books & a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.