1. It isn't writing at all -- it's typing.

    Truman Capote

    1 love

  2. You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it.

    Bernard Black

    24 loves

  3. Look at his face. I bet his cornflakes try to crawl out of the bowl.

    Bernard Black

    13 loves

  4. Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

    Oscar Wilde

    8 loves

  5. Me fail english? That's unpossible.

    Ralph Wiggum

    6 loves

  6. On the contrary!

    Henrik Ibsen

    1 love

  7. Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.

    Voltaire

    12 loves

  8. Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

    Oscar Wilde

    85 loves

  9. The email of the species is deadlier than the mail.

    Stephen Fry

    10 loves

  10. All you need for a movie is a gun and a girl.

    Jean-Luc Godard

    3 loves