You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it.
Submitted by robotnic almost 2 years ago
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Look at his face. I bet his cornflakes try to crawl out of the bowl.
Submitted by robotnic almost 2 years ago
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If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.
Submitted by paulfedory almost 2 years ago
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Born in a hotel room—and God damn it—died in a hotel room.
Submitted by robotnic almost 2 years ago
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Go on, get out—last words are for fools who haven’t said enough.
Submitted by robotnic almost 2 years ago
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There is nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman.
Submitted by robotnic almost 2 years ago
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Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.
— Voltaire
Submitted by robotnic almost 2 years ago
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Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counsellors, and the most patient of teachers.
Submitted by robotnic almost 2 years ago
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A pain stabbed my heart as it did every time I saw a girl I loved who was going the opposite direction in this too-big world.
Submitted by robotnic almost 2 years ago
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From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.
Submitted by JonSatriani almost 2 years ago
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Like most novelists, I like to do exactly the opposite of what I’m told. It’s in my nature as a novelist. Novelists can’t trust anything they haven’t seen with their own eyes or touched with their own hands. So I chose to see. I chose to speak here rather than say nothing.
Submitted by robotnic almost 2 years ago
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It is what you read when you don’t have to that determines what you will be when you can’t help it.
Submitted by robotnic almost 2 years ago
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Good friends, good books & a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
Submitted by robotnic almost 2 years ago
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I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.
Submitted by robotnic almost 2 years ago
12 loves