robotnic’s Loved Quotes

We look to Scotland for all our ideas of civilisation.

Villager: We have found a witch, may we burn her?
Crowd: Burn her!
Sir Bedevere: But how do you know she's a witch?
Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt!
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant 3: ... I got better.

It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?"

People gravitate toward things that feel like they're being done by people who love it.

You are who you are when nobody's watching.

Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.

Knowledge is the antidote to fear.

I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.

Vizzini: He didn't fall?! Inconceivable!
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Learning is the only thing the mind never exhausts, never fears, and never regrets.

There’s no such thing as information overload, there’s only filter failure.

The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world its own shame.

I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night.

To infinity... and beyond!

Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it.

People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.

If you go home with somebody and they don't have books in their house, don't sleep with them. I think that's very important.

I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.

Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.