I know it may look like I was being a bitch, but that's only because I was acting like a bitch.
Submitted by robotnic almost 3 years ago
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I know it may look like I was being a bitch, but that's only because I was acting like a bitch.
Submitted by robotnic almost 3 years ago
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I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound largemouth bass in my lake.
Submitted by colmac almost 3 years ago
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He is a national treasure and a personal treasure, too. I share him with the nation.
Submitted by robotnic over 2 years ago
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I don't need you to remind me of my age, I have a bladder to do that for me.
Submitted by Bob DMello almost 3 years ago
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Without Wodehouse I am not sure that I would be a tenth of what I am today -- whatever that may be. In my teenage years, his writings awoke me to the possibilities of language. His rhythms, tropes, tricks and mannerisms are deep within me. But more than that, he taught me something about good nature. It is enough to be benign, to be gentle, to be funny, to be kind.
Submitted by laura over 2 years ago
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A story should have a beginning, a middle and an end... but not necessarily in that order.
Submitted by AndyBell almost 3 years ago
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Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented and fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.
Submitted by nmall almost 3 years ago
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An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them.
Submitted by sophief almost 3 years ago
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It isn't being happy together, he thought as though it were a fresh discovery, that makes one love -- it's being unhappy together.
Submitted by ArkAngel almost 3 years ago
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I think people love to root for the underdog and they especially like it when they break out in song.
Submitted by laura almost 3 years ago
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We're sorry for the massive disruption it's caused to their lives. There's no one who wants this thing over more than I do, I'd like my life back.
Submitted by AndyBell almost 3 years ago
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I was in a job interview and I opened a book and started reading. Then I said to the guy, "Let me ask you a question. If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?" He said, "I don't know." I said, "I don't want your job."
Submitted by kirsty almost 3 years ago
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If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing badly.
Submitted by AndyBell almost 3 years ago
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I ain't dirty! I washed my face and hands before I come, I did.
Submitted by robotnic almost 3 years ago
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