robotnic’s Edited Quotes

As happens sometimes, a moment settled and hovered and remained for much more than a moment. And sound stopped and movement stopped for much, much more than a moment. Then gradually time awakened again and moved sluggishly on

Every once in a while one of these contemporaries made a farewell round of calls before going up to New York or Philadelphia or Pittsburgh to go into business, but mostly they just stayed round in this languid paradise of dreamy skies and firefly evenings and noisy nigger street fairs - and especially of gracious, soft-voiced girls, who were brought up on memories instead of money.

One thinks one’s something unique and wonderful at the center of the universe. But in fact one’s merely a slight delay in the ongoing march of entropy.

That sounds like me... but no!

But then she meets a group of geniuses, and their friend Howard.

I've got a blog to find!

Code is poetry.

And here is my Justice League membership card, but that doesn't prove I know Batman.

Leonard, when that woman moved in three years ago I told you not to talk to her, and now look. We're going to be late for the movies.

Well, well, well, if it isn't Wil Wheaton. The Green Goblin to my Spider-Man, the Pope Paul V to my Galileo, the Internet Explorer to my Firefox.

Good night. And if there's an apocalypse, good luck.

Einstein defined insanity as doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. By that definition, Penny is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.

Oh, frickity frack! Not this again!

When I try to decieve, I myself have more ticks then a lyme-disease research facility.

Cause of Injury: Lack of Adhesive Ducks.

Interesting. Sex works even better than chocolate to modify behavior. I wonder if anyone else has stumbled onto that

We're looking for Sheldon, not Marmaduke!

Excuse me but I don't think Penny is out of line at all. You don't own her. It's like my girl Beyonce says: If you like you should've put a ring on it.

Sometimes your movements are so lifelike I forget you're not a real boy!

No you wouldn't! You would be intimidated by my wealth and fame!