Rishi’s most recent Quotables

Why isn’t my life like a situation comedy? Why don’t I have a bunch of friends with nothing better to do but drop by and instigate wacky adventures? Why aren’t my conversations peppered with spontaneous witticisms? Why don’t my friends demonstrate heartfelt concern for my well being when I have problems? …I gotta get my life some writers.

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop ... and then go that bit further.

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

Wit penetrates; humor envelops. Wit is a function of verbal intelligence; humor is imagination operating on good nature.

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't dare stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.