Rhian182’s Tagged Quotes

Say Rachel, how would you like to go to a movie sometime? ..... As my lover.

Monica: MICHAEL FLATTLEY LORD OF THE DANCE!
Joey: The Irish jig guy??!?
Chandler: HIS LEGS FLAIL ABOUT AS IF INDEPENDENT FROM HIS BODY!

Interferon.... sounds like a robot that always gets in the way.

Ross: Don't you want a washboard stomach and rock-hard abs?
Chandler: No! I want a flabby gut and saggy man-breasts!

There was a crooked man, who had a crooked smile, who lived in a shoe, for a...while

Chandler Muriel Bing... Your parents never gave you a chance.

Ross: I love marriage...
Phoebe: Seriously? You?... Divorce-O?
Ross: If you have to call me a name I'd prefer 'Ross the Divorcer'. It's just cooler.

Three failed marriages, two illegitimate children... The personal ad writes itself!

Parker: I'm sorry if I put a good spin on everything. It's who I am, I'm a positive person.
Phoebe: No, I'm a positive person. You're like Santa Claus... on prozac... in Disney Land... getting laid

I, uh, I think what she means is, she doesn't give a crappuccino

Phoebe: Oh, God, just do it! (Grabbing the phone.) Call her! Stop being so testosteroney!
Chandler: Which, by the way, is the real San Francisco treat.

Chandler: Hey, you guys in the living room all know what you want to do. You know, you have goals. You have dreams. I don't have a dream.
Ross: Ah, the lesser-known "I don't have a dream" speech.

Monica: Y'know, all these years, I thought you were on my side. But maybe what you were doing was sucking up to Mom and Dad so they'd keep liking you better!
Ross: Hey, I married a lesbian to make you look good!

Joey: Remember when you where a kid and your Mom would drop you off at the movies with a jar of jam and a little spoon?
Rachel: You're so pretty.

Chandler: Condoms?
Joey: We don't know how long we're gonna be stuck here. We might have to repopulate the world.
Chandler: And condoms are the way to do that?

Joey: And you call yourself an accountant?
Chandler: ... No.

Phoebe: No, huh uh, no way, I'm sorry, not gonna happen.
Chandler: Whoa, whoa, prom night flashback.

Phoebe: Hey. Why isn't it Spidermen? You know, like Goldmen, Silvermen.
Chandler: Because, it... it's not his last name.
Phoebe: It isn't?
Chandler: No. It's not like Phil Spidermen. He's a spider MAN. You know, like Goldmen is a last name but there's no gold man.
Phoebe: Oh, oh okay... There should BE a gold man!

Ross : You're not going to win the lottery.
Rachel : Yes, I know the odds are against us, but someone has to win, and it could be us! And how are you going to feel when we're all like 'Hey guys, shall we get in our helicopter and fly up to the cape' and you're like 'Oh sorry guys, I'll have to meet you up there. I've gotta go gas up the Hyundai'.

Shorts. Like pants, but longer.