Rhian182’s most recent Quotables

Say Rachel, how would you like to go to a movie sometime? ..... As my lover.

Monica: MICHAEL FLATTLEY LORD OF THE DANCE!
Joey: The Irish jig guy??!?
Chandler: HIS LEGS FLAIL ABOUT AS IF INDEPENDENT FROM HIS BODY!

Interferon.... sounds like a robot that always gets in the way.

Ross: Don't you want a washboard stomach and rock-hard abs?
Chandler: No! I want a flabby gut and saggy man-breasts!

There was a crooked man, who had a crooked smile, who lived in a shoe, for a...while

Chandler Muriel Bing... Your parents never gave you a chance.

Ross: I love marriage...
Phoebe: Seriously? You?... Divorce-O?
Ross: If you have to call me a name I'd prefer 'Ross the Divorcer'. It's just cooler.

Wanna come in for a drink and a bite of corsage?

When I was here for Holidays On Ice, I was sat so far away Michelle Quan couldn't read my banner.

Three failed marriages, two illegitimate children... The personal ad writes itself!

Parker: I'm sorry if I put a good spin on everything. It's who I am, I'm a positive person.
Phoebe: No, I'm a positive person. You're like Santa Claus... on prozac... in Disney Land... getting laid

I, uh, I think what she means is, she doesn't give a crappuccino

Phoebe: Oh, God, just do it! (Grabbing the phone.) Call her! Stop being so testosteroney!
Chandler: Which, by the way, is the real San Francisco treat.

Chandler: Hey, you guys in the living room all know what you want to do. You know, you have goals. You have dreams. I don't have a dream.
Ross: Ah, the lesser-known "I don't have a dream" speech.

Monica: Y'know, all these years, I thought you were on my side. But maybe what you were doing was sucking up to Mom and Dad so they'd keep liking you better!
Ross: Hey, I married a lesbian to make you look good!

Joey: Remember when you where a kid and your Mom would drop you off at the movies with a jar of jam and a little spoon?
Rachel: You're so pretty.

Chandler: Condoms?
Joey: We don't know how long we're gonna be stuck here. We might have to repopulate the world.
Chandler: And condoms are the way to do that?

Joey: And you call yourself an accountant?
Chandler: ... No.

Phoebe: No, huh uh, no way, I'm sorry, not gonna happen.
Chandler: Whoa, whoa, prom night flashback.

Phoebe: Hey. Why isn't it Spidermen? You know, like Goldmen, Silvermen.
Chandler: Because, it... it's not his last name.
Phoebe: It isn't?
Chandler: No. It's not like Phil Spidermen. He's a spider MAN. You know, like Goldmen is a last name but there's no gold man.
Phoebe: Oh, oh okay... There should BE a gold man!