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There's a fine line between wrong and visionary. Unfortunately, you have to be a visionary to see it.

— Sheldon Cooper

Submitted by lastcall almost 3 years ago

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Ah, gravity - thou art a heartless bitch.

— Sheldon Cooper

Submitted by lastcall almost 3 years ago

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I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested

— Sheldon Cooper

Submitted by iEmmazing over 2 years ago

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Did you say you wanted to piss on her tits? Probably best to keep that kind of thing between yourself and your internet service provider.

— Nathan Young

Submitted by pandorasinbox over 2 years ago

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There's only one thing young ladies should be inserting in themselves... and that's knowledge.

— Nathan Young

Submitted by pandorasinbox over 2 years ago

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Save me Barry!

— Nathan Young

Submitted by pandorasinbox over 2 years ago

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He's not a werewolf. This guy is such a pussy, he has to get my mum to open jars for him. I'm pretty sure a werewolf could open a jar of peanut butter for himself.

— Nathan Young

Submitted by Kaye11 over 2 years ago

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I need to go tell my mum I'm immortal.

— Nathan Young

Submitted by Kaye11 over 2 years ago

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I appear to have shat myself.

— Nathan Young

Submitted by Kaye11 over 2 years ago

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Probation Worker: I thought that you were dead...
Nathan: Really? Apparently not... could a dead man do this?
[dances straight into a locker door]

— Nathan Young

Submitted by Kaye11 over 2 years ago

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I have feelings... and so does my cock!

— Nathan Young

Submitted by Kaye11 over 2 years ago

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Monkey Slut - what's the chances of that coming up in a normal conversation?

— Nathan Young

Submitted by Kaye11 over 2 years ago

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Can we please stop killing our probation workers?

— Nathan Young

Submitted by Kaye11 over 2 years ago

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Monkey Slut has been blown!

— Nathan Young

Submitted by Kaye11 over 2 years ago

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I haven't got a brother, I'm the classic example of an only child!

— Nathan Young

Submitted by Kaye11 over 2 years ago

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I've died twice in the last two weeks... anyway who are you calling bouffant?

— Nathan Young

Submitted by Kaye11 over 2 years ago

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4. super powers
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There is a difference between us! I'm gracefully tall and your freakishly short.

— Nathan Young

Submitted by Kaye11 over 2 years ago

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That's right Dad walk away with your tiny little legs you f*cking midget!

— Nathan Young

Submitted by Kaye11 over 2 years ago

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I spent my eighth birthday eating Swedish meatballs with a known paedophile.

— Nathan Young

Submitted by Kaye11 over 2 years ago

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1: What the hell are you doing?!
2: It's, just....Pure mindless vandalism!
1: What is the matter with you!? Are you mentally defictant?!
2: If i was mentally defictant, i would have missed. Check that out .. *points to car* .. Bullseye.

— Nathan Young

Submitted by LittleMiss over 2 years ago

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2. misfits
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