Qotemin’s Submitted Quotes

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. - Bene Gesserit

You know what a cubicle basically says? It basically says, like, 'You know what? We don't think you're smart enough for an office, but we don't want you to look at anybody.

Wax on, right hand. Wax off, left hand. Wax on, wax off. Breathe in through nose, out the mouth. Wax on, wax off. Don't forget to breathe, very important.

At least I have chicken.

Me, has this report

The Hovitos are near. The poison is still fresh, three days. They're following us

Yeah let me bring you up to speed, you have actually just called a murder scene, Mr Mabe is no longer with us.

Inspiring final lines of a speech douchebags will quote in their Facebook profiles!

Ancient Spirits of Evil, transform this decayed form into Mumm-Ra the Ever Living!

Thunder! Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats, Ho!

Said retard is now under your custody

By the power of Greyskull! I have the Power!

Terrific, a six-demon bag. Sensational. What's in it, Egg?

When Miley grows up, she’ll learn not to have such a sense of entitlement.

Flash, Flash, I love you, but we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth!

Pathetic earthlings. Hurling your bodies out into the void, without the slightest inkling of who or what is out here. If you had known anything about the true nature of the universe, anything at all, you would've hidden from it in terror.

So Spaniard, we shall go to Rome together and have bloody adventures. And the great whore will suckle us until we are fat and happy and can suckle no more. And then, when enough men have died, perhaps you will have your freedom.

The general who became a slave. The slave who became a gladiator. The gladiator who defied an emperor. Striking story! But now, the people want to know how the story ends.

Look, I've boned a lot of fat chicks in my time, sure. But, as far back as I can remember, I've never fornicated anybody.

I am the Sherminator, a sophisticated Sex Robot sent through time to change the future for one lucky lady.