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Three little sentences will get you through life. Number one: Cover for me. Number two: Oh, good idea, boss. Number three: It was like that when I got here.

Well, we can't stand around here doing nothing, people will think we're workmen.

Dutch Gunderson: Who are you and how did you get in here?
Frank Drebin: I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.

When there is good news we always ask if it's true, because it is difficult to believe. But when there is bad news we rarely inquire because it's so easy to believe.

The trouble with life isn't that there is no answer, it's that there are so many answers.

To love another person is to see the face of God

When you are content to be simply yourself and don't compare or compete, everybody will respect you.

You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

Personal philosophy? Clothing optional.

Jimmy: They're laughing at us.
Chazz: Hey. They laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was gonna go to the moon. Now he's up there, laughing at them.

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.

I think Bigfoot is blurry; that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. "Run, he's fuzzy, get out of here."

Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few.

National compulsory insurance for all classes for all purposes from the cradle to the grave.

I experimented with marijuana a time or two. And I didn't like it, and I didn't inhale.

Thou shalt have one God only; who
Would be at the expense of two?

A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.