The French don't believe custard exists.
Submitted by proto466 almost 7 years ago
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As flies to wanton boys, are we to the gods;
They kill us for their sport.
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
Da Vinci was a well known sexual deviant. You know that sketch of the naked man in the wheel? Blueprints for a rape machine...
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
Oh, I love your religion... for the crazy! Virgin birth. Water into wine. It's like Harry Potter, but it causes genocide and bad folk music.
Hundreds of years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove... But the world may be different because I did something so bafflingly crazy that my ruins become a tourist attraction.
Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be.
More often than not, a hero’s most epic battle is the one you never see; it’s the battle that goes on within him or herself.
"I didn't lie. I was writing fiction with my mouth."
The absolute worst thing anyone could say about you is that you were a selfish, moral blank, whose lazy cynicism and sneering, ironic take on the world encapsulates everything wrong with a generation. But you my friend are not evil.
Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.
I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability
Think about a woman. Doesn't know you're thinking about her. Doesn't care you're thinking about her. Makes you think about her even more.
"Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
...Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
" Oh he's worse than Hitler! You wouldn't find Hitler playing Jungle music at 3 in the morning"