1. The French don't believe custard exists.

    Stephen Fry

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  2. Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

    Albert Einstein

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  3. "It's not perving....it's appreciating."

    Mark Corrigan

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  4. "I didn't lie. I was writing fiction with my mouth."

    Homer Simpson

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  5. Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.

    Philip K. Dick

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  6. I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability

    Oscar Wilde

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