1. Nobody cares where you're going to sit, you're not crazy.

    Howard Wolowitz

    2 loves

  2. What's wrong with Cylon toast?

    Sheldon Cooper

    2 loves

  3. This isn't a desk, it's a brobdingnagian monstrosity.

    Sheldon Cooper

    1 love

  4. You're paying? Have you been selling your sperm again?

    Rajesh Koothrappali

    2 loves

  5. You know what's a great app? The one that makes fart noises.

    Rajesh Koothrappali

    2 loves