I'm gonna smooth him right over.
Submitted by emilybaaby over 2 years ago
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Dave: What’s the time?
Sam: Time for you to f**k off from this house!
Submitted by kay1503 over 2 years ago
When I look at him it's like all these little lights whizzing past.
Some of the housemates are on the sofas, passing round the jaffa cakes.
If I didn't have a girlfriend I'd marry Chantelle in a minute.
I've got a lot of Glory bubbling from my belly at the moment!
Submitted by InteractiveBBuk over 2 years ago
Do something for me! Do something for me, both of you!
How can I play tic-tac-ticals? I don't even know what they are!
Narinder: Which celebrity guys do you think are watching now and saying "I love Narinder"?
Brian: Erm... Stevie Wonder?
Who is she? Who is she? Who is she?! Where did you find her?
Submitted by tomhartnell over 2 years ago
One potato, two potato, three potato, four. Five potato, six potato, seven potato... (at the sight of a full potato sack) ...more.
Submitted by am92 over 2 years ago
This happened to Romeo and Juliet and look what happened to them.
Submitted by Libbyloe62 over 2 years ago