It's time to say your goodbyes - I'm coming to get you!
Submitted by fmaxwell3 over 2 years ago
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It's time to say your goodbyes - I'm coming to get you!
Submitted by fmaxwell3 over 2 years ago
6 loves
I'm nominating Sunshine, 'cause she's tighter than a duck's ass!
Submitted by adampattison over 2 years ago
11 loves
'Relax,' said the night man,'We are programmed to receive. You can check-out any time you like, But you can never leave!'
Submitted by lyndz26 over 2 years ago
5 loves
I've got so much fire in my belly for you right now Mole
Submitted by Sofa1 over 2 years ago
11 loves
You can date my daughter but she'll have to wear a sign saying, 'I am not a watermelon. Don't trifle with me'.
Submitted by Sofa1 over 2 years ago
14 loves
I just failed a task that f***ed the f****ng f**k out of me
Submitted by Sofa1 over 2 years ago
6 loves
I’m usually cooler than a cucumber and you’ve made me look wet like a hamburger.
Submitted by Sofa1 over 2 years ago
13 loves