The real source of inner joy is to remain truthful and honest.
Submitted by phil almost 3 years ago
2 loves
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Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?
Submitted by phil almost 3 years ago
14 loves
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People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nickname for my penis. It's called the Octagon, but I also nicknamed my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.
Submitted by phil almost 3 years ago
6 loves
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You are not a ninja. Each time you use the word ‘ninja’ in vain, another one moves into your attic. Ninjas train. Ninjas battle. Ninjas don’t check email.
Submitted by phil almost 3 years ago
15 loves
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Trust me, Meg, shave a man's back for him, and he'll purr like a walrus.
Submitted by phil almost 3 years ago
5 loves
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The thing about football - the important thing about football - is that it is not just about football.
Submitted by phil almost 3 years ago
4 loves