phil’s most recent Quotables

Rugby is not a contact sport. Dancing is a contact sport. Rugby is a collision.

I could end the deficit in 5 minutes. You just pass a law that says that anytime there is a deficit of more than 3% of GDP all sitting members of congress are ineligible for reelection.

I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy.

If you’re looking for the more honest, truthful answer to pretty much any question on web design and usability, here it is:

It depends.

As of now, I can comfortably recommend [the iPad 2] as the best tablet for average consumers.

We gotta fight fight fight fight fight for this love

I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time — and this includes naps — I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground.

Look what I'm dealing with, man. I'm dealing with fools and trolls. I'm dealing with soft targets, and it's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee…they lay down with their ugly wives and their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then they look at me and say, 'I can't process it.' Well, no, and you never will! Stop trying! Just sit back and enjoy the show.

I have a disease? Bullshit! I cured it with my brain, with my mind. I cured it, I'm done … you don't look like you're having a lot of fun. I'm gonna hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here but I sure like the view, Alex!

I’m not bi-polar, I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there.

I'm on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it once you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars.

Sorry my life is so much more bitchin' than yours. I planned it that way.

It's going to be a night of partying and heavy drinking. Or as Charlie Sheen calls it – breakfast.

I don't know if an actress can do her best work, until I've slept with her.

My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.

I think I'll go out drinkin',
Drinkin' all night long.
'Cos when I go out drinkin',
I can stop thinkin',
'Bout how the world's got me wrong

As we develop more love for others, we’ll have more confidence in ourselves; the more courage we have, the more relaxed and serene we’ll be.

The only thing I'm addicted to right now is winning.

She has no waist... an interesting face... but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone.