PeroxideLaura’s most recent Quotables

No you didn't get me, it's an electric drill, you get me, you kill me!

Well, I'm guessing he wants to do a little dance. You know, make a little love. Well, pretty much get down tonight.

Hey, here's a theme, come on in and live like bacon.

Don’t be worried about that! Your tombstone can say whatever you want it to say! It could say, 'Ross Geller, Good at Marriage' Y’know? Mine’s gonna say 'Phoebe Buffay, Buried Alive'.

No, I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face... I'm out.

Phoebe: You guys, you know what I just realized? 'Joker' is 'poker' with a 'J.' Coincidence?
Chandler: Hey, that's... That's 'joincidence' with a 'C'!

Hey you guys, look, the one-eyed jack follows me wherever I go.

Yes, and I get my ya-yas from Ikea. You have to put them together yourself, but they cost a little less.

Ross: I love marriage...
Phoebe: Seriously? You?... Divorce-O?
Ross: If you have to call me a name I'd prefer 'Ross the Divorcer'. It's just cooler.

Yeah, either that, or Gloria Estefan was right, eventually the rhythm IS going to get you.

Mr. Millionaire, new from Snooty Playthings! Third wife sold separately.

You know what's weird. Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he's getting out of the shower, he always put a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?

Sounds like two people are really enjoying the Dewey decimal system.

When I was here for Holidays On Ice, I was sat so far away Michelle Quan couldn't read my banner.

Wanna come in for a drink and a bite of corsage?

Okay Turk, looks like someone's getting crossed off their 2 o' clock spot and getting penciled in for never! How does that feel? Does it sting? [He's hurting! Hug him, hug him now!]

I grew up in a house with Monica, okay, if you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat!

Honey, could I recommend watching a little bit more "ESPN" and a little less "E!"?

So I'm gonna get on this spaceship and go to blangon 7 in search of alternative energy fuels. And when I return, 200 years from now, you'll be long gone. But I won't have aged at all. So you tell your great, great great grandaughter to look me up. Cause Adrian, baby, I'm gonna wanna meet her.

Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?