1. Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.

    John Lennon

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  2. Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts.

    Jim Morrison

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  3. The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.

    Dorothy Parker

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  4. Brevity is the soul of lingerie.

    Dorothy Parker

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  5. Snakes. They're like bits of rope, only angrier.

    Charlie Brooker

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  6. I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.

    George W. Bush

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