paulabuzzard’s Loved Quotes

There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters . . . I could be their leader.

I often quote myself - it adds spice to my conversation.

All your base are belong to us.

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read a book of quotations.

We look to Scotland for all our ideas of civilisation.

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.

Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size do you?

Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.

As long as the mind is enslaved, the body can never be free.

Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.

That's a strange word, users. It is only used in the drug and computer industries.

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy.

I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much.

In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.

Somebody was trying to tell me that CDs are better than vinyl because they don't have any surface noise. I said, "Listen, mate, *life* has surface noise."

Nothing gets you more focused on solving a problem than actually having that problem.

Power without love is reckless and abusive, and love without power is sentimental and anemic. Power at its best is love implementing the demands of justice, and justice at its best is power correcting everything that stands against love.

If you ever need anything please don't hesitate to ask someone else first.

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