1. But I always say, one's company, two's a crowd, and three's a party.

    Andy Warhol

    2 loves

  2. You can never have too many friends!

    Hello Kitty

    1 love

  3. Drop the bomb!

    Tim Westwood

    3 loves

  4. With my mind on my money, And my money on my mind

    Snoop Dogg

    2 loves

  5. Is a relationship saying his name fifty times more a day than my own?

    Samantha Jones

    3 loves

  6. So here's to the groom, who finally got Carried away.

    Samantha Jones

    2 loves

  7. I'm sorry. I'm your neighbor and my dog ran up on your dick... deck!

    Samantha Jones

    1 love

  8. You two are crazy to get married. Marriage ruins everything.

    Miranda Hobbes

    1 love

  9. Just calling to make sure you aren't hanging from your shower rod.

    Samantha Jones

    1 love

  10. What's your theme again? A Nazi wedding?

    Miranda Hobbes

    1 love

  11. Wow! A guy who doesn't want to get married! Film at eleven!

    Miranda Hobbes

    1 love