I'm not an ambi-turner.
Submitted by phil over 6 years ago
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Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music.
— Tom Sims
Submitted by robotnic over 6 years ago
Brian: Do you think I should lose the waistcoat?
Tim: I think you should burn it. Because if you lose it, you might find it again.
Submitted by ulrike almost 7 years ago
A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth.
Submitted by Airaine over 6 years ago
Whenever I start feeling sick, I just stop being sick and be awesome instead. True story.
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
Submitted by Hann1bal over 6 years ago
And we forgots the taste of bread, the sound of trees, the softness of the wind. We even forgot our own name.
Submitted by eyalw over 6 years ago
A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.
Submitted by Qotemin over 6 years ago
I'm not a one trick pony. I'm not a ten trick pony. I've got a field of ponies ready to run toward this.
I refuse to tip toe through life only to arrive safely at death.
Submitted by joheine over 6 years ago
There's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo... and it's worth fighting for.
It's not the fact that you've got a f*ckin' cape on, mate. It's the fact that it's a Tuesday.
Good friends, good books & a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
Submitted by robotnic almost 7 years ago
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
Dutch Gunderson: Who are you and how did you get in here?
Frank Drebin: I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.
Our memories are card-indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder by authorities whom we do not control.