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I'm not an ambi-turner.

— Derek Zoolander

Submitted by phil over 2 years ago

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Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music.

— Tom Sims

Submitted by robotnic over 2 years ago

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Brian: Do you think I should lose the waistcoat?
Tim: I think you should burn it. Because if you lose it, you might find it again.

— Tim Bisley

Submitted by ulrike almost 3 years ago

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The following is a work of fiction.
Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.

Especially you Jenny Beckman.

Bitch.

— Scott Neustadter & Michael H. Weber

Submitted by anclag over 2 years ago

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A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth.

— Barney Stinson

Submitted by Airaine almost 3 years ago

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Suit up!

— Barney Stinson

Submitted by anclag over 2 years ago

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It's gonna be legen...wait for it...dary!

— Barney Stinson

Submitted by anclag over 2 years ago

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Whenever I start feeling sick, I just stop being sick and be awesome instead. True story.

— Barney Stinson

Submitted by anclag over 2 years ago

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10. neil
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I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

— J.R.R. Tolkien

Submitted by Hann1bal over 2 years ago

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And we forgots the taste of bread, the sound of trees, the softness of the wind. We even forgot our own name.

— Smeagol

Submitted by eyalw over 2 years ago

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A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.

— Gandalf

Submitted by Qotemin over 2 years ago

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I'm not a one trick pony. I'm not a ten trick pony. I've got a field of ponies ready to run toward this.

— Stuart Baggs

Submitted by pandorasinbox over 2 years ago

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I refuse to tip toe through life only to arrive safely at death.

— Anonymous

Submitted by joheine over 2 years ago

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No cheeses for us meeces!

— Mice

Submitted by laura over 2 years ago

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There's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo... and it's worth fighting for.

— Samwise Gamgee

Submitted by pandorasinbox over 2 years ago

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It's not the fact that you've got a f*ckin' cape on, mate. It's the fact that it's a Tuesday.

— Noel Gallagher

Submitted by pandorasinbox over 2 years ago

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Good friends, good books & a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

— Mark Twain

Submitted by robotnic almost 3 years ago

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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.

— Dorothy Parker

Submitted by laura almost 3 years ago

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Dutch Gunderson: Who are you and how did you get in here?
Frank Drebin: I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.

— Leslie Nielsen

Submitted by laura over 2 years ago

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Our memories are card-indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder by authorities whom we do not control.

— Cyril Connolly

Submitted by pandorasinbox over 2 years ago

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