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Also, are you alive? That's important, should have asked that first. Do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to work on the assumption that you're still alive and I'm just going to wait for you up ahead. I'll wait one hour. Then I'll come back and, assuming I can locate your dead body, I'll bury you. Alright? Brilliant! Go team! See you in an hour! Hopefully! If you're not... dead.

If you feel liquid running down your neck, relax, lie on your back, and apply immediate pressure to your temples. You are simply experiencing a rare reaction in which the Material Emancipation Grill may have emancipated the ear tubes inside your head.

HA! I knew someone was alive in here. AH! Oh. My. God. You look terrible - ummm... good. Looking good, actually.

Okay, listen, we should get our stories straight, alright? If anyone asks - and no one's gonna ask, don't worry - but if anyone asks, tell them as far as you know, the last time you checked, everyone looked pretty much alive. Alright? Not dead.

Most test subjects do experience some, uh, cognitive deterioration after a few months in suspension. Now, you've been under for quite a lot longer, and its not out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage! But, don't be alarmed, alright? Uh, although, do feel alarmed. Try to hold onto that feeling, because that is the proper reaction to being told that you've got brain damage!

I feel sullied and unusual.

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that death will tremble to take us.

I don't patronise bunny rabbits!

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer.

Every woman should have a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra.

Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?

Captcha is the great tool to stop people from signing up for your product.

People will always remember the songs he never had the chance to sing. And they will be the greatest songs of all. Live your life in a moment. And then live forever, never fade away.

We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.

How many M's are there in the letter R?

You guys are going to have to find a way to come together or we're going to get our butts kicked from here until Tuesday finds a saddleback full of buckwheat.

Blaine and I love football. Well, Blaine loves football; I love scarves.

I try to make a habit of not touching carnie folk but fella, I’ll take it!

And the glee club together with the football team was like a double rainbow. A zombie double rainbow.

I hate you, Diane Sawyer.