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Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it.

My whole family thinks I'm gay,
I guess it's always been that way.
Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk,
Makes them think I like... boys.

The funny thing about Thanksgiving, or any huge meal, is that you spend 12 hours shopping for it and then chopping and cooking and braising and blanching. Then it takes 20 minutes to eat it and everybody sort of sits around in a food coma, and then it takes four hours to clean it up.

Charlotte: Seriously, all I want is a boyfriend like you. You're funny and you're sweet and you're kind. I would be happy if I had someone in my life just like you.
Will: What about me?
Charlotte: No, not you. Someone LIKE you. You're so funny. Not you, obviously ..

Let's face it, comedy's a dead art form. Tragedy, now that's funny.

What if your 11:11 wish didn't come true because someone made a wish that nobody gets their wish.

And my friend is black,
But I don't know what to call him.
So I just call him
Jamal
Even though his name is Steve...

My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as herself and then act like a f*ckin' bitch all the time.