NannyOgg’s most recent Quotables

There should be a notice ahead of the movie that says 'This movie is PG. Can you read? You are a Parent. Do you understand what Guidance is? Or are you just another stupid toddler who thinks they're an adult simple because they've grown older and, unfortunately, have developed fully-functioning sexual organs? Would you like some committee somewhere to decide everything for you? Get a damn grip, will you? And shut the wretched kid up!

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I'd rather be a climbing ape than a falling angel.

Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake off.

Gentlemen, no fighting please. This is, after all, a council of war.

There were no public health laws in Ankh-Morpork. It would be like installing smoke detectors in Hell.

You did something because it had always been done, and the explanation was “but we’ve always done it this way.” A million dead people can’t have been wrong, can they?

Words in the heart cannot be taken.

"It is always useful to face an enemy who is prepared to die for his country," he read. "This means that both you and he have exactly the same aim in mind."

"That's blasphemy," said the vampire. He gasped as Vimes shot him a glance like sunlight. "That's what people say when the voiceless speak."

Whoever had created humanity had left in a major design flaw. It was its tendency to bend at the knees.

Coffee was only a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your slightly older self.

It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living.

It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living.

She was already learning that if you ignore the rules people will, half the time, quietly rewrite them so that they don't apply to you.

And always wear completely clean underwear every day because you never knew when you were going to be knocked down and killed by a runaway horse and if people found you had unsatisfactory underwear on, you'd die of shame.

She wasn't at all certain about the meaning of the word 'decadent'. She'd dismissed the possibility that it meant 'having many teeth' in the same sense that Nanny Ogg, for example, was unident.

For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.

The intelligence of that creature known as a crowd is the square root of the number of people in it

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.