mynameissam’s Loved Quotes

Fairy tales are more than true. Not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be defeated.

Spent one half of the day missing you. I spent the other half thinking of ways to get you off of my mind.

Sometimes, the smallest things take up the most room in your heart

It's Brittany. Bitch.

People thought I went on vacation but actually I spent the summer lost in the sewers.

I'm so depressed, I wore the same outfit twice this week.

I've been here since first period. I had a cold and I took all of my antibiotics at the same time and now I can't remember how to leave.

Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?

So, hairography-it works best when you pretend like you're being Tasered, so you just move your head around like you're spazzing and stuff. [She demonstrates] See, guys? It's like cool epilepsy!

There's nothing ironic about show choir!

All I want is just one day a year where I'm not visually assaulted by uglies and fatties. Seriously, Ohio, these retinas need a day off.

Welcome to the Sue Sylvester Express. Destination: Horror.

You know what, Western Ohio? We've lost the true meaning of Halloween: Fear. Halloween is that magical day of the year when a child is told their grandmother's a demon who's been feeding them rat casserole with a crunchy garnish of their own scabs. Children must know fear. Without it they won't know how to behave. They'll try frenching grizzly bears or consider living in Florida.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to put in a call to the Ohio Secretary of State, notifying them I will no longer be carrying photo ID. You know why? People should know who I am.

I'm engorged with venom and triumph.

You may lose your faith in us, but never in yourselves. From here the fight will be your own.

Dorothy: How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?
Scarecrow: I don't know, but some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don't they?

Where I'm from, we believe all sorts of things that aren't true. We call it 'history.'

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick.

Imagine a future moment in your life where all your dreams come true. You know it's the greatest moment of your life and you get to experience it with one person. Who's standing next to you?